The universe is what encompasses every part of our existence. It's your pet dog, cat, rabbit, or alligator. It's your wife and all the nagging words that come out of her. It's the room you find yourself trapped in... with your wife. It is strange, mysterious, and everyone wants to know why it's there. However, somewhere in another universe, we are more curious about how a woman like Stephanie Meyer became a popular published author. Oh wait that's this universe...
This is another episode of "Somewhere In Another Universe..."
Somewhere in another universe:
David Hasselhoff is still running on the beach in bright red shorts.
How The Grinch Stole Christmas is a brilliant example of The Observer Effect in Quantum Physics: a physical being cannot actually steal a made up holiday unless he is observed doing it.
When you order a cheeseburger with no mustard at McDonalds you always get a cheeseburger without mustard, and if by some inexplicable reason that you do get mustard you are given the keys to the restaurant that served you the burger.
Everyone knows the first half of the joke that ends with "rectum damn near killed em!"
Matt Damon...
Hugh Jackman is kicked in the balls for every X-Men film after X-2 for every plot hole.
The Doom movie had actual demons.
Everyone knows that the lady depicted in Leonardo Da Vinci's Mona Lisa was a lovely hooker he met on the street formerly known as Rick.
The Land Before Time is more historically accurate (i.e. the t-rex kills them all in the end).
They didn't kill hiks and noot!
on December 21, 2012 the world will turn into a silly Roland Emmerich film.
Video games still have cheat codes.
Brodyquest is a realistic depiction of Adrien Brody's actual day, every day of every year.
Talking to yourself isn't a sign of madness but genius!
The picture on the milk carton is of a person you might want to steer clear of.
Being someones bitch in prison automatically grants you 50% of said prisoner's estate.
It's been scientifically proven that the first second you see of Shia LaBeouf's face in a movie trailer results in an 40% drop in possible profit and declines 5% every second thereafter.
Chewing tobacco does make you a sexual tyrannosaurus.
This has been an episode of "Somewhere In Another Universe..."
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