"Somewhere In Another Universe..." Ep. 3

The universe is an infinitely large place, we are but a speck compared to the goings on in the furthest reaches of the cosmos. However, our little speck is probably the most annoying in the entire universe. We spout out billions of radio and television signals packed with what we consider "entertainment." If there are extraterrestrials out there and they've been watching and listening, they must think we're very dim. However, somewhere in another universe, these extraterrestrials are the loud, child-like, gits and we're the enlightened race! Neener neener....

This is another episode of "Somewhere In Another Universe..."


Somewhere in another universe:
Predator 2 starred Samuel L. Jackson as Lt. Harrigan, now that's one movie I'd see!

3 inches is big.

Kevin Bacon is our lord and savior.

PC's are better than Macs, but it's hard to find this universe due to internal system error.

People are ten feet tall, blue colored, but not a blatant example of a director's ideals.

The truth about the Roswell crash is public knowledge, it was a clown in a tinfoil zeppelin.

America's Funniest Home Videos always nominates videos that are actually funny. (It's not America's Cutest Baby Videos after all, that's on channel 2).

Darth Vader was Luke's twin sister... and surprisingly they still Frenched one another before they knew about the truth...

The Sham Wow guy is actually very convincing...

Steven Segal is a credible actor.

People don't name their sons "Guy."

Acknowledging that you enjoy the works of Stephanie Meyer is grounds for instantaneous electrocution.

Every night is Halo night.

This has been an episode of "Somewhere In Another Universe..."

Somewhere, In Another Universe... Ep. 1

This segment entitled "Somewhere, In Another Universe..." is based on the theory of alternate universes, and the strange possibilities that are held within each one.

Episode 1
Somewhere In Another Universe...
Terminator 2 was the last film in the series, no cheesy sequels followed afterward.
Michael Bay's mother miscarried.
Invader Zim was picked up for at least two more seasons, followed by a GIR spinoff.
James Cameron directed the Spider Man movie.
Dustin Hoffman didn't make Ishtar.
George Lucas is declared criminally insane.
Firefly season 3... nuff said.
Half Life 2 Episode 3 is out by 2010.
The Academy Awards aren't worried about being sexist...
Steven Baldwin who?
When someone says it's guaranteed they actually mean it.
Apple has made the iWife.
SC Johnson isn't a family company.
President Ahnuld!
Two Girls One Cup is an award winning romantic comedy.
The X Files makes sense.
Doritos is on the top of the Food Pyramid...

This has been an episode of "Somewhere In Another Universe..."
If you wish, you can send in your ideas for alternate universes in the comments box below...