Saturday, May 28, 2011

"Somewhere In Another Universe." Season 2: Episode 1

Anyone who watches science fiction knows about the multiverse theory: the theory that there are an infinite number of alternate realities with different aspects to each one. Some of these worlds are fairly similar, with the exception that Hitler won the second world war, others are so different that we ourselves wouldn't be able to exist in them like the one where oxygen is banana pudding. It may be difficult to understand, but open your mind and step through the threshold and peek upon these alternate worlds as we see what is going on Somewhere In Another Universe...

Somewhere in another universe...

...Bruce Wayne is frightened of spiders.

...Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive bat.

...people have long since banned fast food commercials but still allow cigarette ads on television.

...dinosaurs never died out and civilization consists of evolved velociraptor descendants.

...bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and other monsters are media whores.

...there is a cable channel dedicated to only science fiction shows.

...Arnold Schwarzenegger's illegitimate child is part cyborg.

...the giant prehistoric monsters of the deep such as the megalodon still exist and most people live 300 miles inland as a result. This is also the world where the film Jaws (still about a great white shark mind you) is considered a comedy.

...people are purple tubes.

...we have finally developed hoverboard technology.

...we have met an alien race that all look exactly like *insert favorite actor/actress here*

...soylent green is kittens! is blue and blue is red.

...there is a planet made entirely of cotton candy.

...Charlie Sheen is actually winning.

And that concludes tonight's "Somewhere In Another Universe."

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